Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...