If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?