An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...