Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75