An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...