Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Airplanes running operating systems
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NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...