How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...