Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...