Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...