Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”