What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...