How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.