We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...