Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...