Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...