On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Ask your question
|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...