Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...