If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...