The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...