The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls