Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!