Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...