Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...