Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!