Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...