Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...