I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...