Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...