Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...