George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
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A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
stool taken!
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Retirement
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17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....