2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...