Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...