Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...