Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...