Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!