Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....