Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
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Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.