Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...