Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...