Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...