Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...