Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...