Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...