Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...