Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...