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Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Buying A Bull
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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...