Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...