What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Uncovering a scam
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Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Studying the twinkies
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Blonde quickies 101-120
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Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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