Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...