Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...