Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...